January 2012
Fight Club
Arguably one of the greatest movies and books of recent times.
I think everyone has that friend who you want to get drunk and who you don’t want to get drunk.
And can you really have an instant asshole if you’re always an asshole?
I hate when my only option of medications are the ones that will induce drowsiness. It’s fucking 9:15 and I have class at 10 the last thing I need to be doing is being drowsy. Especially after last Friday.
I don’t get sick all semester long and the beginning of this one it’s like a punch in the face. Awesome.
Can’t decide if the AWC is worth $50 to join.
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Just some girl shit.
I’ve suddenly been introduced to a new kind of gentlemen, the kind with aspirations and incredible knowledge.
Prior to this semester I always felt that I would have to settle with a guy who has a very two dimensional kind of thought process, one who will agree with me on everything political and mass media related because they either didn’t know what I was talking about or...
Went to the gym and did only two Spartans (and some other stuff) and then tried to do a wall sit and almost fell on my ass because my legs were jello.
The best feeling in the world is the one where you feel like jello from working out. I’m going to go try to stand and take a shower.
IF I worked in government:
Full health insurance for veterans
I’d like to know why this isn’t a thing.
This political communications minor is throwing a hissy fit that I can’t watch The New Girl because the State of the Union address.
when my sims sleep in the wrong bed
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
This girl who was the opposite of thin was wearing a shirt that said “Be thin” when she was going into a tanning salon.
I couldn’t tell if she was being ironic…
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“Running in place will never get you the same result as running from a lion.”
– The Most Interesting Man in the World
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"There's a point to getting a PhD in something."
Yes there’s a point. The point is you spend more money, put yourself in more debt, more stress about paying it off, more years of school, but at least you get to write Dr. in front of your name.
For some reason everyone takes a Dr. more seriously in everything they say, even if what they’re saying is “I don’t know, but it must be aliens.” (History Channel...
I get online to check the weather and find myself...
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I forgot how good Saving Private Ryan is.
“Death is the mother of beauty”
– Wallace Stevens
“Red: [coughing, after being shot] What the fuck, man? You shot me in my stomach!...”
– Pineapple Express. (via echo4charlie)
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My Virgo list of the day:
Shit I have to get done before tomorrow:
Read Ch. 2 (Persuasion)
Read The Sources of Soviet Conduct (Foreign Policy)
Read Researching Visual Material pg 1-14 (Media Criticism)
Review Ch. 6; Spanish Lab; hand out; study vocabulary pg. 229; 241 (Spanish)
Do the dishes
Clean the bath tub
Clean the toilet
Pick up apartment
Maybe go to the rec
Laundry
Yesterday I went to the rec and worked...
I've been looking for a way to fit ubiquitous into...
I've been full of hate and criticism lately.
And it’s all directed inward.
I feel like everyone who compliments me has low standards of judgement if they’re being truthful.
I’m hoping this is just withdraw and not a real issue. Because I don’t have time to feel like I’m lacking something.
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Phone shopping.
I find myself being drawn to BlackBerry again. But, specifically:
The BlackBerry 9900. It has 4G and it’s touch screen and has a keyboard. I’m pretty sure the iPhone isn’t going to happen, and I’m really not suffering from a broken heart about that.
Why do they show trojan vibrations commercials...
I only know this because of the commercial, its not like I’ve gone and attempted to purchase one.
For future reference:
Body armor shopping with embedded journalists
I know both my parents would be happy to hear “I’ve changed my mind, I don’t want to be embedded at any point in my career” but in case those words never escape my mouth I’m glad I found this piece.
echo4charlie replied to your post: Fuck you stupid ass bitch I was born free you so…
lmfao. none can buy u happiest. I think between you and I- we have the dumbest friends in the world.
Lack of punctuation, trying to stop SOAP, I wish I could put them all on an island and use them as a social experiment.
Fuck you stupid ass bitch I was born free you so right ant none in this world you can buy u happiest miserable bitch
What?
nerdinacloset asked: FUCK THE POLICE!
“Because if you don’t have skin I’m not sleeping with you at all, I...”
– Myq Kaplan on why skin, not boobs, is the sexiest part of the body.
My sleep cycle. →
epic-humor:
7AM:
5 PM:
3AM:
CLICK HERE and give yourself a break from all the stress!
nerdinacloset replied to your post: Never ever ever going out when I have class the…
Sorry :-/
Oh sweetie, now that I’m feeling better I realize how totally worth it it was!
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For the troops:
What you do is one of the most selfless things someone can do. You put strangers’ lives before yours, and for that, I can’t thank you enough.
You are real heroes and you deserve so much more than what is given to you. Thank you for everything you do.
I will always advocate for better treatment of troops and veterans, because people who make the kinds of sacrifices that our troops do...
Lack of sleep leads to over eating.
This explains everything.
I just realized I’m going to have less than $20 in my account to last me until February.
Aweeesome. I hate buying my own drinks.
Never ever ever going out when I have class the next morning ever again.
I don’t care how much fun I had last night, I feel like shit now.