February 2012
Yesterday I met with the school newspaper about a photographer position and he said I had a great portfolio so he is giving me a test shot and I just have to find a student doing something interesting on campus and then bring the photo back to him.
I didn’t even know the people at the newspaper got paid if they weren’t an editor, I thought it was just experience, but you get $10 for...
I’m still so easily annoyed by how naive you are. At least you realized one thing: you’re not that great.
Now I just need to learn how to realize you’re not a cunt, you’re just as dumb as one.
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I’m pretty bad ass at a lot of things so me being slow to learn Spanish, yes I did expect to sprint out of the gate with minimal work, has made me hate learning other languages.
But my Spanish professor said it’s like learning to walk, you have to crawl and then when you finally do stand up you’re going to stumble and fall down but if you don’t try to stand up...
The worst part of papers are always the ending.
I always have to keep myself from writing “So yeah, that’s it.”
Life + school > Tumblr.
Now to hopefully add a job into that equation.
I got a call back from my school newspaper…he said something about “an interview but not really” I have no idea what that means. But I should at least act like a twenty two year old woman and give him a call back today, I’ll do so after my classes.
I’m typing in yellow rubber gloves….it’s more difficult than I thought it would be.
Just got indirectly told to get a husband instead of a degree and to be good in the bedroom and kitchen.
Them Catholics are nuts.
Well helloooo.
I went to bed before midnight last night, I don’t think I’ve done that since….wow, ever? I have my coffee this morning and then I’ll head off to class in about fifteen minutes and do that for a few hours and then I have an interview at 5. It would be awesome if I walk away with a job because the only thing I’m going to have to hold me over for a while is a senior...
I have about forty pairs of shoes…I wear about fifteen of them. So I started thinking today that I should maybe sell some of them or give them away and when I started to think about this I got really anxious and then I started thinking: “But what if I need these later?”
I think I’m just going to put the ones I rarely wear in storage…so at least I can just go to my...
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Just finished my outline for the review for Persuasion on Tuesday and now I’m about to begin my think piece for Media Criticism.
I’ll probably post my think piece when it’s done for some critiques. I’m suppose to give a semiotic analysis on a commercial…off to youtube!
I know I’m okay, but I’m not happy. I have some of the greatest people in the world in my life and I feel so guilty that I can’t say that I’m happy.
How to Blow Her Mind in Bed. →
This Men’s Health article will help some of you out. If you think you’re amazing in bed, I suggest you read this…I’ve never met a girl who outright tells a guy he’s terrible.
“But it will end. It’s starting to clear. In the morning when the sun...”
– Joseph Cotten—Gaslight (1944)
“We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit...”
– George Orwell
Why is it so hot?!
Kim: Girl, how are you wearing pants?
Me: Well, since it's February I haven't shaven my legs.
Just an update.
I’ve become more of a twitter addict because it takes less thought to come up with a tweet than a blog.
I’ve been really lazy. I’ve been throwing myself into my school work, sort of. I started weight watchers today. I have six points left.
My mind is full of foreign policy and Spanish. I’m mainly stressed about Spanish. Stupid double object pronouns.
My fish tank...
January 2012
“The hero in question is Virginia senator Janet Howell. The Democrat wasn’t happy...”
– Brilliant State Senator Attaches Rectal Exam to Anti-Abortion Bill (via alexleo)
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There are seven stages of grief and I’ve been going in a circle of one through six and I feel like seven is out of reach.
Acceptance; acceptance is what got me here in the first place.
You get accepted into a new world full of new people and experiences and sometimes you can’t take the old and familiar with you, and nine times out of ten it’s because it doesn’t want to...
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I feel so naughty saying "I put" in Spanish.
Yo puse.
Am I THAT transparent?
For a second time now a friend of mine has felt the need, while drunk, to tell me how “great” of a person I am, how I don’t deserve anything but the best, and if a guy just wants me for one night he isn’t worth my time.
I just…I don’t know what to do with this.
So my friend said and I quote:
“If neither of us have a valentines we should be each other’s,” and then he shook my hand.
I think it’s cute, we’re also suppose to get married if neither of us are married when we’re forty (hopefully if I’m not married at forty it’s because I chose to not get married).
I’ll probably be that crazy cat lady...
Woah. I didn’t even know you were getting fucked. And now you’re pregnant? Thanks facebook.
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What’s with this sudden obsession with everything stereotypical Asian?
“I know what I look like, you’d bang me but you would blog about it. You...”
– Amy Schumer
Fight Club
Arguably one of the greatest movies and books of recent times.
I think everyone has that friend who you want to get drunk and who you don’t want to get drunk.
And can you really have an instant asshole if you’re always an asshole?