I feel so naughty saying “I put” in Spanish.

Yo puse. 

#sounds like I'm greeting a pussy  #YO Pussy!  
3 hours ago on January 29, 2012 at 04:47pm
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I was going to run away to Ireland when we broke up, but then I realized for once in my life I could finally think about myself and do what I wanted without having to answer to anyone.  Also, my chronic pain seemed to disappear when you did. 

I was going to run away to Ireland when we broke up, but then I realized for once in my life I could finally think about myself and do what I wanted without having to answer to anyone. 

Also, my chronic pain seemed to disappear when you did. 

4 hours ago on January 29, 2012 at 03:41pm
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Am I THAT transparent?

For a second time now a friend of mine has felt the need, while drunk, to tell me how “great” of a person I am, how I don’t deserve anything but the best, and if a guy just wants me for one night he isn’t worth my time. 

I just…I don’t know what to do with this. 

4 hours ago on January 29, 2012 at 03:35pm
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4 hours ago on January 29, 2012 at 03:28pm
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So my friend said and I quote:

“If neither of us have a valentines we should be each other’s,” and then he shook my hand. 

I think it’s cute, we’re also suppose to get married if neither of us are married when we’re forty (hopefully if I’m not married at forty it’s because  I chose to not get married).

I’ll probably be that crazy cat lady whose biological clock is ticking and then I’ll remember about this pact.

1 day ago on January 28, 2012 at 12:42am

Woah. I didn’t even know you were getting fucked. And now you’re pregnant? Thanks facebook.

1 day ago on January 28, 2012 at 12:33am
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#fox news  #wikipedia  #blackout  #I HATE Foxnews  
1 day ago on January 28, 2012 at 12:27am
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What’s with this sudden obsession with everything stereotypical Asian? 

#Seriously  #its everywhere  
1 day ago on January 28, 2012 at 12:14am
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I know what I look like, you’d bang me but you would blog about it. You wouldn’t twitter ‘omg guess who I’m inside’.

Amy Schumer
1 day ago on January 27, 2012 at 08:23pm

Fight Club

Arguably one of the greatest movies and books of recent times.

2 days ago on January 27, 2012 at 12:47pm
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